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1, Columbia if hung up, please burn a sister to brother.
2, the world thousands and thousands of men, sister to hell every day for.
3, was alive, he is dead; some people alive, he had a damn.
4, if one day become ruthless sister crazy, please tell others, sister lady before.
5, in the street to see beauty, enjoy ... high point is the low point is that rogue.
6, boss, there is no Coke? Give me a bottle of Sprite ... ...
7, not all equality between the sexes, and on what basis can not be on the powder room Brother
8, is not afraid to kick your sister, sister sister just Pazang the feet of Nike.
9, ask the world what love is, only Jiaoren off underwear.
10, the end of the way there are many kinds of friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money without returning it.
11, emperor: Rong Momo, why do you Baibandiaonan swallow and crape myrtle, you abject slave what motive? Rong Momo kneeling on the ground, suffused with tears, said: emperor, you remember the Daming Lake in the Summer load, then punt the Rong Momo you remember?
12, the world's most remote distance is not life and death, but the exam immediately, others in the review, they themselves are in the preview. Even more tragic is that people have had a preview, we did not have you reviewed.
13, did not want to love every person, and my heart is home to an impossible person!
14, the world's hardest two things: First, his ideas put into someone else's head, and second, to other people's money stuffed into their own pockets. The former is called the success of the teacher, who called the owner of success, a success for both called his wife or university or church!
15, if you live, sooner or later die; if you die, you'll live forever.
16, there is a collapse of the known password is incorrect, there is a remote login account called panic, there is a feeling called the stealth of their visibility, there is a misunderstanding called man-machine offline, there is a loss is called you do not have access!
17, when you do the time, no one will remember; when you are wrong, even the breathing is wrong!
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18, Shenzhouxing I see the line, I do not pay to see you okay.
19, Baidu search less than you had to enter search dog!
20, a man left behind, money problems; women left behind, look, I left out, you fucking head in question.
21, the goods have expiration date, when people look tired. You are in me, when can 牛逼.
22, said sister beautiful, they are actually out of makeup. Xiaoya blog Tencent QQ 33999260
23, in vain, not from primary three.
24, every woman always and degrading for a man.
25, of distance is not the United States, but the third party.
26, cucumber to shoot, life must be Hi.
27, brother of smoking, lung injury because it is not sad.
28, a woman a good mix, is the wife, mixed well, a bitch.
29, pay as Da Yima, once a month, a week or so gone.
30, his mother of success, I have a lot of mom, can not a pregnancy.
31, either the teacher said not litter, or throw me out early you.
32, life is like a phone, not you hang up, that is, I'll hang up.
33, met you before, my world is black and white, met you, Wow! All black ... ...
34, do not give I swear, I'm afraid you are struck by lightning! !
35, Apple's most glorious moment was falling on Newton's head.
36, I was dead, something burning paper. Little things came in big gravedigger. I really like, down with me. In the event of line, pure Evil Dead.
37, although your body spray cologne, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum.
38, Tulv, would dare Pindao rob Shi Tai?
39, you are not a VIP, not even IP, you're just a P.
40, White Camel Mountain Zhuanggu powder coated knife suffer a package, the package you want to endure the second knife ...
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